My few learnings from TV ads:
1. Kareena has a dandruff, Katrina has dry hair, Shilpa has hair fall & Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you have a hot wife, make sure that your neighbour doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
4. Saif Ali Khan drinks Appy Fizz & eats Lays all day, but remains fit effortlessly.
5. If there is no salt in your kitchen, you can also use your toothpaste.
6. You can awaken your society & change your country by drinking tea.
7. Every second oral care brand is #1 & recommended by every dentist in India.
8. If your daughter is not ready to get married, take her to a jewellery shop.
9. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be Superman if you drink these regularly.
Disclaimer: All above products can be used to attract girls - deodorants, bikes, toothpastes, mint toffees or even underwear... The best part? You don't have to do a thing! Just use the products regularly & she will automatically walk to you.
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